Permission to Come Aboard the Duck Dynasty Cruise — Dave’s Diary

Is there no end to the conservative culture domination dynamo that is Duck Dynasty?  They rule the duck blinds, the cable networks and now they are off to lay claim to the high seas.

Our show prep material today mentioned that the Duck Dynasty crew was going to cruise the Caribbean and instantly sold out.

Black Beard and Blue Beard were famous and popular pirates of their day---but they couldn’t hold a candle or a lantern to the popularity of the Robertson boys.

Here’s what the website says—and yes, it also says they are sold out!

The ideal Family Vacation with America’s FAVORITE Family, The Robertson’s! Join Willie, Phil, Jase, Jep and of course Si on a four night cruise to the Caribbean. You will get up close and personal with the entire cast of A&E's “Duck Dynasty”. Find out from Korie, Missy and Jessica what it’s really like to be married to the Robertson boys, and pull up a chair to Miss Kay’s kitchen table for a cooking class.

Wonder what it would be like to be a fly on the wall in the Duck Call room? This is your chance to meet and have fun at interactive events with the guys that will have you wishing you could work alongside this crazy crew every day. You will be an honorary Robertson by the end of the cruise!