One Weird Way to Push Peaches — Dave’s Diary
Yakima Valley peaches are so sweet, so juicy, so delicious that they are in demand everywhere. Not so for a Chinese fruit seller who says his online fruit business was dying a quick death until he came up with the brainstorm of dressing the fruits in — wait for it — tiny sexy thongs! I will repeat. Mini thongs on peaches! That couldn’t work, could it?
Now sales are soaring. The Chinese marketer with a sense of humor says peaches and women’s bottoms look similar. And as ideas go, this one is unique.
Now he says he can’t grow enough of them to keep up with the demand, saying they’re sweet, tasty, sexy and funny– the perfect present.” (Ananova)
Yakima peach producers–any takers? Beuller?