By now, surely you've heard by now the viral tale of the lady who didn't want her date to take her to The Cheesecake Factory. She complained that it was a cheap date idea and she wanted to be C-O-U-R-T-E-D. In the date's defense, he says he had made reservations to treat them to a really nice (and expensive) dinner someplace else, but since she was over 1 hour late, they missed their reservations.