Hola! Timmy here -- I'm proud to say that I've helped rock these airwaves for over 23 years! Thank you Yakima! A little about me: I'm your 5-foot-9 friendly neighborhood Timmy. I was kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes, I might be telling wiener jokes. When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Ozzy, Metallica), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU, South Park), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous online articles from yesteryear, click here.
Timmy!
An Open Letter To Jack In The Box: Bring Back The Bacon Cheddar Potato Wedges!
You have cheese, you have bacon, you have potatoes... MAKE THIS COME BACK!
Is The Taco Bell on Washington Closed For Good?
It's been closed so long, it might as well re-open as a Spirit of Halloween!
Oregon Has One Of The Top 20 Nude Beaches In The World!
Sun's out, buns out! This beach in the Pacific Northwest is one of the best in the world, to let it ALL out!
What is Yakima, Washington’s Crime Grade?
Where does the crime grade fall in Yakima?
Washington Has One Of The Dumbest Towns in the United States!
Numbers were crunched, and zip codes were ranked in the U.S., but not with a crown, but with a Dunce Hat.
How Many Drive-In Movie Theaters Does Washington Still Have Left?
The drive-in movie theater is something many people know about, but few have experienced first hand! Some still exist in Washington state!
Broadway’s Rock Of Ages @ Legends! Wanna Relive The 80’s?
The music that has defined a generation and made the Broadway stage rock harder than it has ever done before is coming to Toppenish, and we have your tickets!
Do Yakima BBQ’s Need The New Hot Mustard Doritos?
Is this the new chip to have at your summer BBQs?
Open Letter To Yakima Coffee Stands: Why No Boba Tea?
The harrowing tale about my wife explaining to me how she almost suffered because Boba Teas are not available at a drive-thru!
Review: New Asian Fusion Buffet Restaurant In Union Gap!
Take a look at some of the delicious offerings from the new Asian Fusion buffet restaurant in Union Gap, Washington!