Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes, I might be telling wiener jokes. When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous online articles from yesteryear, click here!
Local Artist Marks Off 2021 Drawing Challenge!
Set a goal, or a new years resolution and stick to it! Take it day by day, just like this listener did!
Have You Been Contacted by ‘Carl The Inventor / Investor’?
Text message Scam going on!
Benedict Cumberbatch Teaches You How To React To Crappy Gifts
You know the crappy gifts are coming! Bulls*** your way through to holiday bliss!
Christmas Carols with Guns
Here comes Santa Rambo!
Non-Traditional Shows To Watch This Thanksgiving!
If you're sick of the traditional, take a peak at some alternatives for Turkey day viewing!
Tis The Season! Holiday Bazaars Happening This Weekend!
Handmade crafts, great for gift giving and taking credit for making!
Happy National American Beer Day
Call in sick and celebrate... just don't celebrate too much that you have to call in sick tomorrow because you celebrated!
Salmonella Outbreak Leads to Huge Onion Recall!
CDC warns of sickness that has hit 37 states. Huge recall of whole red, yellow & white onions!
Shred & Meds Take Back Day THIS SATURDAY!
It’s that time again to shred those old documents & safely dispose of those old meds!
Get Paid To Watch The Simpsons!
You can make Dough by watching Homer say "D'Oh!"