10 Photos Showing What a Jay Inslee Presidency Would Look Like [HUMOR]
Washington State Governor Jay Inslee announced he will be running for President in 2020 on a pro-environment platform. Here's what that might look like:
Cover White House in Solar Panels
That's a lot of roof area!
Free-Range Fowl on White House Lawn
Who doesn't like fresh eggs?
Woody Harrelson as Secretary of Defense
He quit the dope and has never been sharper.
Return of Vice President Al Gore
Windmill on Washington Monument
After Spiderman tore it up renovations were needed anyway.
New Secretary of ORGANIC Agriculture (USDOA)
It will eventually supplant the original after all the GMO lovers pass away from early deaths.
It takes a little longer to get to Asia but it's totally worth it.
Decorate the White House for Earth Day
No more cutting down trees for these White House festivities!
New National Museum of Composting
I'd go, wouldn't you?
Methane Capturing in Capitol Building
There are a lot of wind bags, hot air and flatulence inside that building -- enough to be self-sufficient!