10 Photos Showing What a Jay Inslee Presidency Would Look Like [HUMOR]
Washington State Governor Jay Inslee announced he will be running for President in 2020 on a pro-environment platform. Here's what that might look like:
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Cover White House in Solar Panels
That's a lot of roof area!
Getty Images 2Free-Range Fowl on White House Lawn
Who doesn't like fresh eggs?
Getty Images for World Chess 3Woody Harrelson as Secretary of Defense
He quit the dope and has never been sharper.
Getty Images for Paramount Pictu 4Return of Vice President Al Gore
He's baaaack!
getty images 5Windmill on Washington Monument
After Spiderman tore it up renovations were needed anyway.
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New Secretary of ORGANIC Agriculture (USDOA)
It will eventually supplant the original after all the GMO lovers pass away from early deaths.
Getty Images et al 7PRIUS ONE
It takes a little longer to get to Asia but it's totally worth it.
Getty Images plus clip art 8Decorate the White House for Earth Day
No more cutting down trees for these White House festivities!
Getty Images 9New National Museum of Composting
I'd go, wouldn't you?
Getty Images 10Methane Capturing in Capitol Building
There are a lot of wind bags, hot air and flatulence inside that building -- enough to be self-sufficient!