Washington State Governor Jay Inslee announced he will be running for President in 2020 on a pro-environment platform. Here's what that might look like:

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    Cover White House in Solar Panels

    That's a lot of roof area!

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    Free-Range Fowl on White House Lawn

    Who doesn't like fresh eggs?

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    Woody Harrelson as Secretary of Defense

    He quit the dope and has never been sharper.

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    Return of Vice President Al Gore

    He's baaaack!

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    Windmill on Washington Monument

    After Spiderman tore it up renovations were needed anyway.

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    New Secretary of ORGANIC Agriculture (USDOA)

    It will eventually supplant the original after all the GMO lovers pass away from early deaths.

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    It takes a little longer to get to Asia but it's totally worth it.

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    Decorate the White House for Earth Day

    No more cutting down trees for these White House festivities!

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    New National Museum of Composting

    I'd go, wouldn't you?

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    Methane Capturing in Capitol Building

    There are a lot of wind bags, hot air and flatulence inside that building -- enough to be self-sufficient!