Don't worry -- this'll only take about eight seconds. Max.

Yep, it's the 83rd annual Toppenish Rodeo, coming this Friday and Saturday (June 30-July 1) at the Toppenish Rodeo Grounds, 600 S. Division St.

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More than 150 top competitors from the across the country will be there, scrapping for prizes in all the traditional rodeo events -- including bull and bronc riding, tie-down roping and barrel racing.

Events start with mutton bustin' at 7 both nights -- and the big-time buckin' begins at 7:30.

But that's not all.

Get there early Saturday and you take in a free car and bike show on the grass from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. (If you'd like to display your ride, contact Stay late either night and you can listen to the band Pony Boys near the new beer garden.

On-site vendors will offer carnival-style eats on the rodeo grounds, so don't bother fixing dinner before you head in.

Here are the ticket prices:

  • Adults (13 and old) -- $12 for a one-day pass, $20 for both days.
  • Seniors and veterans -- $10 for a one-day pass, $18 for both days.
  • Kids (ages 6-12) -- $8 for a one-day pass, $14 for both days.
  • Children 5 and younger get in free.

Call (509) 865-5566 for advance tickets or buy them at the gate.

The rodeo is sponsored by Dad’s Family Restaurant and Gold Creek Saloon.