As Marilyn Monroe Would Say-Happy Biiiirthday, Mr. Presssident

TOP FIVE FUN THINGS THE PRESIDENT HAS PLANNED ON HIS 50TH BIRTHDAY

1. Karaoke and sing "Born in the USA" with a straight face
2. Have crews install a new debt ceiling fan in the White House
3. Can't wait to open that big present from Goldman Sachs
4. Adopting two new dogs and naming them "Hope" and "Change" so he can say he brought them to the White House
5. Ditching Joe Biden at Chuck E. Cheese