As Marilyn Monroe Would Say-Happy Biiiirthday, Mr. Presssident
TOP FIVE FUN THINGS THE PRESIDENT HAS PLANNED ON HIS 50TH BIRTHDAY
- Karaoke and sing "Born in the USA" with a straight face
- Have crews install a new debt ceiling fan in the White House
- Can't wait to open that big present from Goldman Sachs
- Adopting two new dogs and naming them "Hope" and "Change" so he can say he brought them to the White House
- Ditching Joe Biden at Chuck E. Cheese