As Marilyn Monroe Would Say-Happy Biiiirthday, Mr. Presssident
TOP FIVE FUN THINGS THE PRESIDENT HAS PLANNED ON HIS 50TH BIRTHDAY
Karaoke and sing "Born in the USA" with a straight face
Have crews install a new debt ceiling fan in the White House
Can't wait to open that big present from Goldman Sachs
Adopting two new dogs and naming them "Hope" and "Change" so he can say he brought them to the White House
Ditching Joe Bid