Ho Ho Ho-ly cow! Is anybody thinking about Christmas yet?  I thought the early present we all got was the end of the political season!  Regardless, the Nieman-Marcus Christmas catalog is out with all sorts of expensive things we can't afford!

The most expensive item in the catalog is a $1.5 million Cobalt Valkyrie-X private plane in rose gold.

There's also a $93-thousand dollar ruby-and-diamond-encrusted Chanel watch for that special

There's a $25,000 mattress with a built-in fireproof lockbox.

There’s something for the bookworm in your family too - $100-thousand dollar collection of classic children's books.

There’s a moment in the spotlight in the form of a walk-on role in the Broadway show "Waitress"? That will only set you back $30-grand.

And, for the football fanatic, there’s  "quarterback fundamentals" lessons with four-time Super Bowl winner JOE MONTANA?  That'll only cost $65-thousand.

For me, it’s simple, Dear Santa, take Hillary with you when you go back to the pole and you’ll never have to come down my chimney ever again!
 

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