Too Soon? Nieman-Marcus Christma$ Catalog
Ho Ho Ho-ly cow! Is anybody thinking about Christmas yet? I thought the early present we all got was the end of the political season! Regardless, the Nieman-Marcus Christmas catalog is out with all sorts of expensive things we can't afford!
The most expensive item in the catalog is a $1.5 million Cobalt Valkyrie-X private plane in rose gold.
There's also a $93-thousand dollar ruby-and-diamond-encrusted Chanel watch for that special
There's a $25,000 mattress with a built-in fireproof lockbox.
There’s something for the bookworm in your family too - $100-thousand dollar collection of classic children's books.
There’s a moment in the spotlight in the form of a walk-on role in the Broadway show "Waitress"? That will only set you back $30-grand.
And, for the football fanatic, there’s "quarterback fundamentals" lessons with four-time Super Bowl winner JOE MONTANA? That'll only cost $65-thousand.
For me, it’s simple, Dear Santa, take Hillary with you when you go back to the pole and you’ll never have to come down my chimney ever again!