Too Much Turkey – Don’t Make Me Laugh

I hate to admit it but I really did overeat on Thanksgiving. I mean I REALLY overate.  I’m a little disappointed in myself so I thought I might distract from the pain and embarrassment with a little humor.  I’m not sure who wrote this but we found it on one of our show prep sites.  So credit to them and chuckles to you and now I have to go crawl back to bed…again…

 Signs you've eaten too much:
--Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you
--Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall
--You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the Earth's axis
--You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid July
--World's fastest man sends you a telegram warning you to "Back off!"
--On NBC's "Biggest Loser," you're your own team
--Getting off your couch requires help of the fire department
--You've burnt out two refrigerator bulbs and it's only halftime of the football game
--On a recent cruise you were asked to stay in the center of the ship
--You're sweating' gravy