The Truth Is Out There

The X-Files is back on Fox! 13 years later and the mystery, the freaky, the conspiracy is back.  Sounds like a perfect time to tell you about a new discovery that has X-files type ramifications.

A newly-discovered trench at the bottom of Loch Ness has renewed speculation that the crevice could be the hiding spot for the legendary Loch Ness Monster. A sonar reading detected the trench which figures to be at a depth of 889 feet instead of 754 feet. Could that be a hiding place for Nessie?

Discovery News cautions that sonar reading was taken by a tour boat operator, and has yet to be confirmed so don’t break out the monster hunter gear just yet.

Besides, Loch Ness has been repeatedly searched, using everything from miniature submarines, divers, sonar and satellite technology --and for 70 years has turned up nothing in evidence of the monsters.

But Nessie’s believers say the lake is more than 20 miles long and about a mile wide which provides plenty of space for a creature estimated to be from 10 to 40 feet long, ranging from about the size of a small car to somewhat shorter than a school bus.

True believers say that Nessie is “out there” hiding for now in the outcroppings, holes, shallow caves or even in this newly-discovered trench.

What do you think?