Of All My Many Pains, Gout Limps To the Head of the List :Dave’s Diary
Wait a minute…how can I be suffering from the “rich man’s disease”? That’s what they used to call Gout. They also called it the “disease of kings” and I’ll tell you this…if I WAS rich, which I am not, I would happily pay a king’s ransom to rid myself of gout!
My right foot, heel, ankle, instep, big toe are inflamed by what I have dubbed a fella’s response to the pain of childbirth.
In my active and adventurous past, I have ruptured both eardrums, passed a kidney stone, cut off the tip of my finger, broke my elbow, ruptured my appendix, broken both wrists, blew out my patella tendon, had my gall bladder removed and a hernia repaired, broke my left kneecap, fractured and dislocated my right ankle…and more….and this … this son of a gun G-O-U-T is the most painful condition I can recall.
Dietary causes account for about 12% of gout and include a strong association with the consumption of alcohol, fructose-sweetened drinks, meat, and seafood. Other triggers include physical trauma and surgery.
I plead guilty on most of the causes… Soooo I guess I will no longer wash down my Hydrocodone with a rum coke. Time to address the causes because this in one set of symptoms I want gone!
Now, If you’ll excuse me, I must move my crutches, crawl under my desk, writhe around and perhaps even cry a little cuz this baby REALLY REALLY HURTS! Have a great Memorial Weekend!