Manspreading! The Crime Brings No Time -Yet. — Dave’s Diary

I haven’t heard it all in 40 years of news and media but this one pushes me just a little bit closer to the edge of completeness.  As reported in the Metro , men riding the New York City subways must keep their legs together or they risk arrest.  What?  They even have a name for it! “Manspreading,” the practice of opening one’s legs to the point that it encroaches on another’s space, is against the law.  It’s not a rule or a guideline but an actual law and two Brooklyn men have already been arrested for manspreading.

However, the judge issued a type of decision meaning the charges will be dismissed if they can avoid arrest for a determined period of time.

Stories like this make me glad to live in the Yakima Valley  where I and my guy friends can man spread out as much as we like!