Jury Finds Roger “The Rocket” Clemens Not Guilty

Who’s smiling now? Now congress can get back to being congress! Oh…wait…

Former baseball star Roger Clemens was acquitted Monday on all charges of obstruction and lying Congress about using performance-enhancing drugs .

The trial was lengthy, the deliberations relatively brief. Jurors returned their verdict after close to 10 hours over several days. The outcome ended a 10-week trial that capped an expensive, five-year investigation into one of the greatest pitchers in the history of baseball.