It was just a matter of time. Hours, really.

Following Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch's four-and-a-half-minute session at Super Bowl 49 Media Day -- where he answered every question with the same stock answer ("I'm only here so I don't get fined") 29 times -- the creative folks at Sports Radio 950 KJR in Seattle whipped out a new parody song. Set to the tune of Van Halen's 1984 No. 1 song "Jump," here is their spin on the Hawks superstar who notoriously celebrates scoring by grabbing his nether regions.
Enjoy "Junk!"