Earlier this morning, a Clarkston, Washington man was found lying naked in the middle of the street.

It gets weirder...

Authorities from Asotin county who responded to the call found a trail of blood leading to the man who was suffering from a severed penis.  The genitalia was located some 100 feet away and was sent to the hospital along with the victim for possible reattachment.

Who knew Lorena Bobbitt had moved to our state?